Yes, I did a shitpost
No, I'm not sorry
Enjoy
Bonus:
Warming up to each other :)
With no context whatsoever the followers think Narinder had stolen their lord's wool and now wish to have his head on a silver plate
hehe drew this late last night and wanted to post it today for y’all. Will also be on my Instagram!!
Plot: oblivious deku is catching up on his hero knowledge he made when he was younger, and pro hero Ground Zero decides to mess with him. He tells him he should only be reading his chapter because everyone else are extras.
also I have a slight head canon that bakugou, due to his quirk, requires hearing aids to help.
So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.
6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.
If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!
(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)
Thanks for adding another hack!
I used the humming one when I randomly started dry heaving today, and that shit worked so fast!👌🏼
“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.
i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning
♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️
It’s a Harbinger
*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom
I thought this was my hometown for a second
So this has actually been cited by academics as part of the major draw to online spaces is the fact that just existing in public is reacted to with hostility and punishment. Gretchen McCulloch discussed this is in her book Because Internet, citing research that shows teens and young adults want to be outside! We want to spend time in social places, it’s just that there aren’t any places to exist in public without being charged for it.
warning: first time sleeping next to your boyfriend might cause heart palpitations and excessive sweating
being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??
